Friday, April 22, 2011

Episode IV: The Great Wookiee Caper

A few Death Star folks
think it's odd that two troopers
can guard a Wookiee.
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Mid-level officers
mill around efficiently--
Whoa! A tall hairy mountain!
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The detention block guards
sneer at the absurd idea of a Wookiee
in their nice, clean cells.
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Look out! He's loose!!
The smoke of sizzling circuits masks
death and mayhem.
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Han doesn't really know
his operating number, and besides,
talk is cheap.
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Though Lucas insisted
that Leia's breasts be taped down,
sheer fabric can't hide all.
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Friends who have just met
sometimes carry on as if they've known
each other forever.
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Han's sarcasm can't hide
the glint in his eye for the girl
they've just sprung.
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Sometimes the quickest way
to escape from a bad situation
is to jump into garbage.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Episode IV: The Belly of the Whale

Inside the guard house

Artoo can interpret the entire

Imperial network.


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Obi-Wan sees his

destiny clearly: a force of one,

then one with the Force.


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Han thinks Luke could

do better if he stopped collecting

old fossils.


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The entire future

of the Rebel Alliance , stuck in the belly

of a metal whale.


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Luke's plan: two guys,

a wookiee, and a pair of

undersized binders.


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Not entirely certain

of his master's plan, Threepio

locks the door hastily.


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Two brilliant lies

by Threepio prove that the clone

genepool is slipping.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Back by (Un)popular Demand!

Hello SW fans! After a loooong hiatus, I've decided to resume writing my quirky brand of intergalactic haiku. Stay tuned in the next few days for the latest additions, and as always, may the Force be with you!