Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Episode IV: Attack on the Tantive IV

The Tantive IV runs
like a frightened rabbit, as the Devastator
moves in for the kill.

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10010101001010101010100101--
1001010101001000.
101000101010100101010!*

*[Threepio's saying we're doomed--
but I'm not giving up yet.
Sometimes he's such an old queen!]

Translated from Binary

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"They shot down the main reactor!"
Threepio's burnished gold appears dull
through smoke and fear.

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"I know I'm going to regret this!
Still, the seats are really comfortable,
and it has a nice view..."

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"Oh, crap! They're coming through!
May the Force be with me, and keep this
plastic helmet from melting!"

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Sparks and tremendous noise!
Lightning and thunder from the docking bay!
The 501st has arrived.

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010011001010101001001
10101001001010101010?
10010101010000101010101!*

*[What's this lovely lady
with the buns on her head doing to me?
Whoa! I can see down her shirt!]

Translated from Binary
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"Consular ship, my ass!"
(Why am I crushing this guy's windpipe
with my hand? Use the Force!)

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"She'll be alright!"
(Yeah, she'll be fine soon enough, but
what about Joe? He's dead!)

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Outside her cabin,
Leia could hear the Tantive IV
being taken apart.

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Artoo and Threepio
tumble headlong across the void
toward a desert waste.

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