Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Episode IV: Ashes to Ashes, Alderaan to Dust

Maybe the reason that
Tarkin is so cranky is because his
uniform's too tight.

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Some fathers criticize
their daughters' dates--Vader takes
things a step further.

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Facing Tarkin, Leia's
English accent holds, but disappears
soon afterward.

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Three figures locked in deadly
peril--one in white, one in black,
and one in grey.

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Leia's far too trusting,
but what can a senator do against
a governor and a Sith?

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Dantooine is too remote--
Tarkin would rather be cruel
than effective.

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Death Star engineers
in crab-like helmets commence
primary ignition.

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Physicists say that
the Death Star laser wouldn't work--
I say they miss the point.

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Eight crystal beams
radiate from the hypermatter core--
Alderaan disappears.

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