Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Episode IV: Tricking a Princess

Vader and Tarkin, alone,
discussing effective ways
to be supervillians.

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"The mindprobe didn't
work, so maybe destroying a planet
will make her talk!"

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(Stupid Lord Vader!
Getting to wear a cool black cape
and shiny boots!)*

*Admiral Motti to himself

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Tarkin's lip curls, and
the crevices in his cheeks enlarge
as evil takes shape.

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Motti, instructed by Tarkin
to set course for Alderaan, laughs to
himself like Renfield.

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