Luke has a drink--
Apparently the drinking age is
18 on Tatooine.
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Young Luke discovers that,
no matter what you do, someone
always wants to kill you.
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A snap-hiss, a flash
of blue; Ponda Baba's arm severed
and useless on the floor.
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Chewbacca, first mate
of the Millenium Falcon, well
over 200 years old.
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Han Solo, captain, pirate,
smuggler--as devilish a rogue as
ever made the Kessel run.
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Han demands ten-thousand,
all in advance, underestimating
his new clients.
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Old Ben, patient and wise,
promises two thousand plus
fifteen more later.
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ROORWOOWOWRWRW
ROWR--RRROROWWWRRR
RORORWRRROWR! *
*This old man looks
familiar--anyway, he must have Jedi powers
to trick old Han!
(Translated from Wookiee)
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"Seventeen thousand!"
Solo's eyes glisten with the promise
of an easy payoff.
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"Koona t'chuta, Solo?"
Man, if I bag Han Solo, my rep
will be legendary!
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Han, sizing up his foe,
plays his part to the hilt, and
finishes with a bang.
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Two deaths in one day
at Chalmun's Cantina--Han tosses
a coin to old Wuher.
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